// JavaScript Document
// Rollover Code from Dreamweaver
function MM_swapImgRestore() { //v3.0
  var i,x,a=document.MM_sr; for(i=0;a&&i<a.length&&(x=a[i])&&x.oSrc;i++) x.src=x.oSrc;
}

function MM_preloadImages() { //v3.0
  var d=document; if(d.images){ if(!d.MM_p) d.MM_p=new Array();
    var i,j=d.MM_p.length,a=MM_preloadImages.arguments; for(i=0; i<a.length; i++)
    if (a[i].indexOf("#")!=0){ d.MM_p[j]=new Image; d.MM_p[j++].src=a[i];}}
}

function MM_findObj(n, d) { //v4.01
  var p,i,x;  if(!d) d=document; if((p=n.indexOf("?"))>0&&parent.frames.length) {
    d=parent.frames[n.substring(p+1)].document; n=n.substring(0,p);}
  if(!(x=d[n])&&d.all) x=d.all[n]; for (i=0;!x&&i<d.forms.length;i++) x=d.forms[i][n];
  for(i=0;!x&&d.layers&&i<d.layers.length;i++) x=MM_findObj(n,d.layers[i].document);
  if(!x && d.getElementById) x=d.getElementById(n); return x;
}

function MM_swapImage() { //v3.0
  var i,j=0,x,a=MM_swapImage.arguments; document.MM_sr=new Array; for(i=0;i<(a.length-2);i+=3)
   if ((x=MM_findObj(a[i]))!=null){document.MM_sr[j++]=x; if(!x.oSrc) x.oSrc=x.src; x.src=a[i+2];}
}

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// Copyright 2004 by CodeLifter.com
// Free for all; but please leave in this header.
// ==============================================

var Quotation=new Array(); // do not change this!
var txtstring="<blockquote class=\"withquote\">";
var txtstring2="</blockquote>";
// Set up the quotations to be shown, below.
// To add more quotations, continue with the
// pattern, adding to the array.  Remember
// to increment the Quotation[x] index!

Quotation[0] = txtstring + "<p class=\"withunquote\">Dave White is a pesky, venomous cold sore on the perfect collagen-raped lips of West Hollywood. He's as tart as a freshly picked Granny Smith apple and much raunchier... Buy it right the eff now or die alone and broke!</p><div class=\"source\">—Christian McLaughlin, author of <span class=\"cite\">Glamourpuss</span> and <span class=\"cite\">Sex Toys of The Gods</span></div>" + txtstring2;
Quotation[1] = txtstring + "<p class=\"withunquote\">A brilliant portrait of a big crybaby who moves to California with the greatest husband on Earth. I'd adore it even if it wasn't really all about me. And you will too.</p><div class=\"source\">—Alonso Duralde, author of <span class=\"cite\">101 Must-See Movies For Gay Men</span></div>" + txtstring2;
Quotation[2] = txtstring + "<p class=\"withunquote\">I laughed so hard reading it over dinner that chocolate beer milkshake came out of my nose. I laughed so hard reading it on a subway platform that New Yorkers came up and asked what was wrong with me. A streetwalker propositioned me while I was reading it (\"Whassup, Red?\"). I didn't even know we had streetwalkers here anymore. I thought they all left town after <span class=\"cite\">Last Exit to Brooklyn</span> was published. I finished it last night at 1 am and I am already re-reading excerpts aloud while sitting on the toilet. Oh yes, it's that good. Toilet good.</p><div class=\"source\">—Matt Johnson, The Leather Librarian NYC</div>" + txtstring2;

// ======================================
// Do not change anything below this line
// ======================================
var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));

function showQuotation(){
	document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);
}
	
//  if (screen.width > 800) {
//    document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);
//    }
//  else {
//    document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);
//    }
//}